When one of my family members asks why I don’t have a boyfriend
@marvel Flattery will get you nowhere! Probably. Maybe. *looks the other way*
I woke up at 4:30 this morning and have a biochemistry test at 10 which means I am overtired and hopped up on coffee so here is my playlist of songs that pump me up for evil science tests:
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*